Plaster Rock cult sets sights on entire province

Plaster Rock cult sets sights on entire province

Plaster Rock — The infamous “Family Worship Centre,” known across New Brunswick for its alleged cult-like practices, announced Wednesday that it wishes to spread its message of peace and joy to the entire province.

The “church” — as it calls itself for tax purposes — has received much media attention for encouraging its members to exile friends and family who are not themselves members or who leave the congregation. In December 2015, a protest was organised by Plaster Rock community members. It was held outside the “church” to show how many were concerned about the toxic atmosphere created by the Family Worship Centre in the small town of roughly 1,200.

The Manatee‘s reporter managed to sneak into a sermon Wednesday to listen to the Centre’s pastor, known affectionately within the congregation as Big Daddy, explain the new mission.

“It is not for us to judge New Brunswickers. Nay! Nor is it for God to judge. It is for Big Daddy, all powerful, all knowing, to find it in his heart to forgive those living on the government’s swollen teat,” said Big Daddy. “To denounce those New Brunswickers who worship not Big Daddy, but instead worship the false totems known as Lotto 649, Alpine, and smokes: the unholy trifecta that plagues the most well-meaning of us all, stealing from our coffers that which would be better spent in service of the Family Worship Centre’s new sauna, available for use by special request with Big Daddy.”

The Pastor of Pastors then called on members of the congregation to throw any of the aforementioned unholy trifecta in their possession into a large bonfire.

“Let the demons held within these objects of our lust spew forth and leave this place forever more! Let the tithes from ye who sinned reflect the financial equivalent of your deep, deep repentance!” declared the Great Master of All. “Such tithes can be sent by e-transfer to big_daddy69@hotmail.com, or left in an envelope outside the trailer you so graciously gave me last Father’s Day!”

Our reporter approached the One Above Us to elaborate on how the organisation plans to spread and what it hopes to accomplish. “Excuse me, Pastor McK–” began our reporter.

“Call me Big Daddy,” murmured Big Daddy, throwing a warm, inviting arm over our reporter’s uncertain shoulders.

Big Daddy proceeded to enlighten The Manatee with a vision of a glorious, golden dawn for New Brunswick. A New Brunswick where tourists who, instead of just driving through, would stay forever. Where everyone is a big family, safely protected from ugly, scary non-New Brunswickers. Where nobody has to work, but instead gets to listen to Big Daddy’s wisdom all day, every day, for life. For eternity.

  1. Anyone else find it in poor taste that his email address has “69” in it?

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  2. As someone who was brought up under the McKillops teachings, I find this story extremely offensive. The damage that church has done to so many people is nothing to joke about.

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  3. A concerned citizen February 4, 2016, 5:47 pm

    More reporters need to sneak in .. To witness for themselves when they use the pulpit to tear one of the congregation members down with out mentioning their name.. Except most know who they are talking about…. I have witness this myself .. It’s incredible how much power this “poor excuse for a leader ” has . He is nothing more than a controlling bully ……. Who’s strict teachings and rules, leave families torn apart when they question the teachings of the mckillops .. Not the religion …

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  4. The one who wrote this, surely knows nothing about whate they speak . Putting much false information out there, as with many other news articles on this site. Makes for a good read and a chuckle.

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  5. I always thought they were all Pentecost in plaster rock, seams it’s filled with a shit load of weird people, lmfao holy big daddy crust all mighty hahahaha hahahaha

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    • no they are not all pentecost in plaster rock and as far as im concerned its not a church its a sin to call it one they are brain washed and no one should ever enter the building but no one is going to change there minds now they have been brain washed for far to long to change now the building and its followers are no different then any other CULT they are all under one leaders followings its just wrong that one building can be jugde a whole town when there are some smart ones that knows what goes on it the building is just plain and simply wrong

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      • and as far as big daddy is concerned please u have to be as crazy as he is to even think that is what u call ur pastor or what ever u call it

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  6. my opinion the building should but tore down and something else built in its place to further help the community not hurt the community come on people they closed the hospital in PR making inpossible for someone living in railey brook to access the hospital insyead making them drive like 4 hours to get to a hospital clos that shit down making a clinic or something useful just my opinion need more useful things in plaster rock then that damn building housing cult members and leaders

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  7. Comeatmebigdaddyidareyou February 7, 2016, 4:23 pm

    What a poisoned psychotic man. Something needs to be done about him. Someone needs to make a move on his breaths. What a waste of human life. He will be taken down. People out east stop being so passive

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    • he wont and there so brain washed that they wont remove him years of this so called bs that he has been teaching or whatever u call it

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  8. hope the protesters got the message acrossed today and really hope plaster rock does something band together people your a small town but alot of ppl with power do something while u can run his ass out of town make him go away and never come back:lmfao i think he is a joke and so is the ones that go and listen to and follow him a bunch of sick b^^^^^^^ if u ask me there just as bad as he is to listen to him and go to that crazy place come on ppl use ur heads
    to fix the problem u have to get rid of the one causing the problem

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