Halifax — A young Haligonian wants to challenge the president of the United States to a basketball game after having seen news footage of “...
Fredericton Royals player kneeling during anthem not protesting, just fat
Fredericton — While United States President Donald Trump is continuing his outspoken fight against athletes kneeling during the national anthem,...
World governments relieved North Korea can only strike Maritimes
Halifax — Citizens of Western countries are breathing a sigh of relief today due to revelations contained in new leaks from the country of North...
Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians by musing openly a...
Climate withdraws from Donald Trump
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move that has scientists puzzled and the Secret Service reeling, the climate of planet Earth has withdrawn...
Sources: Trump revealed his PIN code to Russians
Washington D.C. — Only hours after it was revealed that Trump gave classified information to the Russians, new allegations against U.S. Presiden...