Rothesay — On Friday, July 22, chairman of the Canadian Olympic Committee Fabian Grenier bowed to pressure from the International Olympic Commit...
Saint John man fears his cats have been radicalized
Saint John — Gazing out his window across the alley at the crumbling brick wall of the opposite building, uptown Saint John resident Mark Clouti...
The Manatee is expanding its borders!
The Manatee is expanding its borders! We aim to be Atlantic Canada’s biggest and best source for satirical news. This means we’re now acce...
Trump: Send Pokémon back to Canada
Cleveland — In a statement met with uproarious approval from Republican delegates, Donald Trump has proposed rounding up and deporting an estima...
18 years after legendary New Maryland show, illegitimate children of Fugazi form support group
New Maryland — On July 24, 1998, one of the most legendary evenings in New Brunswick punk rock history took place when Washington, DC’s po...
Stay-at-home burnout still can’t find job because of ‘those damn frenchies’
Alma — Sitting in his prized bong-water-stained beanbag chair, local underachiever Ross Smith revealed to The Manatee that he was once again den...