Fredericton — New Brunswick woman Amy Bell, 27, has decided it is absolutely, one hundred per cent over with local fuckboy Andrew Baxter, 26.
“I’m so tired of everything about Andrew. This thing, whatever we even have, is finished,” Bell commented, complaining that Andrew consistently stood her up, made messes at her house when he did come over, and often seemed to forget that women were even people.
“That boy is absolutely the worst, and the dick is mediocre at best. I can’t believe I’ve put up with him this long.
“There is, however, one thing that would get me to reconsider, and that’s him messaging me literally anything,” Bell admitted. “Andrew, please, I haven’t had sex since last time you came over. I’ll even make the trek over to your house this time even though that place looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in months.”
Baxter has ignored our attempts at contact.