Atlantic Canadians pretend to hope for a white Christmas
Halifax — Although the snow that blanketed the Atlantic provinces earlier in December has mostly melted away, many in the…
Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently,…
NS teachers plan work-to-rule to avoid producing Christmas concerts
Nova Scotia — Nova Scotians may not be getting the opportunity to see their young children act out a few…
Tim Hortons to make supermarket ‘cart-thru’ a reality
Halifax — Due to the overwhelming popularity of the recent Tim Hortons ads showing a drive-thru in an aisle of…
Social justice warrior bullies dissenters in the name of tolerance, inclusion
Halifax — Self-professed social justice warrior Tara Harvey, 24, regularly spends her days trying to destroy the lives of unknown…
U.S. election already most watched TV program since series finale of ‘The Littlest Hobo’
Atlantic Canada — Not since everyone’s favourite vagabond dog discovered a senile veteran harbouring a bomb has Atlantic Canada been…