Atlantic Canada — Self-isolating individuals across Atlantic Canada have powered through their snack stashes quicker than Vin Diesel in a 1970 D...
Earth won’t shut up about latest MLM cleanse
Earth — Several of our solar system’s planets are getting fed up with listening to Earth go on and on about her latest cleanse. In a video poste...
6 enriching hobbies to lie about doing while quarantined
Atlantic Canada — You may be a fat piece of shit who has done nothing but drink and watch trash TV while quarantined, but that doesn’t mea...
Karen advises that N.B. hospitals ‘woefully underprepared’ for coronavirus
Fredericton — Karen, the capital city’s Regional Double Diamond CEO of an MLM company that she doesn’t actually own, is sounding the...
Woman who’s ‘too tired’ to start movie puts on quick 17 episodes of series instead
Fredericton — Sandra Smith of Nashwaaksis has spent the last nine days barricaded in her bungalow with her boyfriend and her cat. On Tuesday, Sm...
New Brunswick politicians tackle COVID-19 on ‘The Manatee Political Panel’
New Brunswick — While everyone else is staying home and social distancing, our political leaders are hard at work combatting the coronavirus cri...