New Brunswick — Earlier this week, it was reported that a self-described “artist” falsely claimed that he had coronavirus — causing a West...
Boomers announce that all food too spicy
Atlantic Canada — In a rare show of solidarity, baby boomers everywhere have officially stated for the record that all food is too spicy. “...
Maritimers just glad weather means they can’t hit the gym
New Brunswick — Freezing rain and sleet are slamming the Atlantic provinces today, making travel impossible and closing businesses — inclu...
Tim Hortons launches new cereal that tastes exactly like box it’s served in
Canada — Our country’s ubiquitous coffee chain has partnered with Post to launch a new breakfast cereal called “Timbits” that ...
North Pole implements changes to address climate change concerns
Somewhere in the Arctic Ocean — In a move that stunned elves and reindeer alike, senior management in Santa’s Workshop are implementing sweeping...
No one cares about your kids’ elf, all parents told
Atlantic Canada — In shocking and devastating news to many parents, a report released by multiple Atlantic universities today states that nobody...