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    Confirmed: The snowplow driver hates you

    Atlantic Canada — After years of suspected disdain and troubling behaviour, it was finally confirmed Wednesday that the snowplow driver vehement...

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    Women collectively dread getting tacky heart-shaped jewelry for Valentine’s Day

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    Marie Kondo visits province, gives up after every NBer claims their trash ‘sparks joy’

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    Blaine Higgs defends fracking on this week’s Manatee Political Panel

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kimberly Lint said:

yes I hope that they will do that for the time's They should do that for the hole word.

Sheryl said:

I agree with you.

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How's 'bout the holes in the (local sports team)?

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Then why don’t you go an see for your god damn self! I’ve worked there for 8 years doing everything down to baking and working the front before switch...

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