Fredericton — All staff at the Fredericton Police Force have been suspended with pay indefinitely, due to an internal investigation that launche...
Cannabis NB can hardly wait to fuck up selling edibles, too
New Brunswick — Marijuana edibles will be legal in Canada this October, and the Crown corporation Cannabis NB can hardly wait to royally screw t...
NB Power invests $22 million into Infinity Stone research
Fredericton — NB Power’s investments into implausible new power sources may seem strange to some, but the company president is marvelling ...
Fredericton entrepreneur bottles B.O., patchouli to bring ‘dirty hippie’ perfume to market
Fredericton — A local entrepreneur has stumbled upon the formula for ready-made “hippie smell” and will be selling it to New Brunswi...
6 more Dr. Seuss quotes that could be read as anti-abortion if you try hard enough
Ottawa — At an anti-abortion rally last week, Niagara West MPP Sam Oosterhoff invoked beloved children’s author Dr. Seuss to back up his p...
Local malls: ‘Recently divorced middle-aged guys pay our bills’
Moncton — It’s only because of recently divorced middle-aged men that Maritime shopping malls are solvent. The shocking news was revealed ...