204-year-old man completes first marathon
New Minas — It was all smiles at the Centrum-sponsored marathon in New Minus, N.S. on Tuesday, May 16. A…
God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear…
Trudeau recommends 1999 film ‘The Virgin Suicides’ to gym buddies
Ottawa — It was “arms and back day” for Justin Trudeau and his workout cadre on Wednesday. The eight-member crew…
Sussex man ‘still gets a kick out of the Minions’
Sussex — Russell Campbell is a 44-year-old father of three. He spends most of his day tending to his two-year-old…
Trudeau government unveils M.O.A.B. (Mother of all Bongs) in preparation for 2018 pot legalization
Ottawa — In an emergency press conference on Friday, April 14, Minister of National Defence Harjit Sajjan revealed that, with…
Colony of wooded sprites found dead in rubble of Saint John Jellybean Houses
Saint John — Despite protests from local history buffs, demolition of Wellington Row’s Jellybean Houses began on the morning of…