Updated: Province will allow Brian Gallant to pretend he’s still premier
Fredericton — After several long discussions since Tuesday morning, it has finally been determined that while Gallant will indeed have…
New Brunswick to push all flood garbage back into river
New Brunswick — If you take a drive along one of New Brunswick’s many scenic roads, you’re bound to see…
Gallant apologizes for flooding his wading pool, city
Fredericton — Premier Brian Gallant called a public announcement in Officers’ Square this morning to address the flooding in the…
Gallant destroys local children at annual egg hunt
Fredericton — Early Easter Sunday while many families were just getting up to enjoy breakfast, New Brunswick’s leader was “putting…
The Perverse Province: A Novel by Brian Gallant, Part IV
Continued from Part III... Chapter 8: When I woke up, I thought I had died and gone to hell. Turns…
Brian Gallant designs his own ‘premier portrait’
Fredericton — Monday morning, the National Portrait Gallery unveiled its official painting of ex-president Barack Obama. Similarly, this past week…