Atlantic Canada — Self-isolating individuals across Atlantic Canada have powered through their snack stashes quicker than Vin Diesel in a 1970 D...
6 enriching hobbies to lie about doing while quarantined
Atlantic Canada — You may be a fat piece of shit who has done nothing but drink and watch trash TV while quarantined, but that doesn’t mea...
Woman who’s ‘too tired’ to start movie puts on quick 17 episodes of series instead
Fredericton — Sandra Smith of Nashwaaksis has spent the last nine days barricaded in her bungalow with her boyfriend and her cat. On Tuesday, Sm...
COWS Inc. releases new ice cream flavour ‘COWVID-19’
Charlottetown — The Gentle Island may be under a strict lockdown, but it’s business as “moo-sual” for COWS Creamery, who are c...
In bid for cash, Saint John offers Partridge Island as quarantine zone
Saint John — The Port City is offering up Partridge Island to the world as a quarantine zone, where the sick can recover at a safe distance from...
Millennials grounding their boomer parents
Fredericton — Millennials across the Maritimes are laying down some ground rules for their baby boomer parents — who claim they “jus...