Whales continue to show up uninvited to local beach parties
Gulf of St. Lawrence — Yet another right whale has been found passed out drunk on the coast of Newfoundland.…
Swimming locales not contaminated with feces seeing record numbers
New Brunswick — While beachgoers steer clear of the normally popular Parlee Beach due to its consistent water quality issues,…
Sculptor unearths living cave person, specimen finds adjusting to life in NB ‘surprisingly easy’
Hampton — A living cave person, presumed to be nearly 750,000 years old, was chipped out of a slab of…
BREAKING: New Brunswick man maimed by deadly crash of waves
Bathurst — New Brunswick man Wade Patterson is in hospital this morning after being critically injured on the golden sands…
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be…
Giant iceberg sets out to see world, maybe learn a little bit about itself in the process
Antarctica — The giant iceberg that broke off of Antarctica plans to sail around the world, seeing the sights and…