Real news getting dumber, making jobs of satirists harder
Carleton County — After exactly one year of delivering quality satire to the people of New Brunswick, The Manatee has…
The Manatee celebrates one year of satirical news in NB
Today marks ONE YEAR since The Manatee’s first published story! We would like to thank our loyal readers for continuing…
NB now has lowest minimum wage in Canada, Gallant suggests ‘that makes sense’
New Brunswick — Today, 5 Canadian provinces raised their minimum wage and New Brunswick wasn’t one of them. The have-not…
Heavy rain expected to flood NB with talk of weather
New Brunswick — Environment Canada has issued a heavy weather-talk warning today for central and southern parts of New Brunswick.…
Alchemy business is bankrupt, province on hook for millions
Saint John — An innovative business promising huge rewards to the province has filed for bankruptcy protection. Maritime Alchemy, a…
Frederictonians just glad to learn vicious, carnivorous reptile now safe and sound
Fredericton — A gigantic, hideous snake has been spotted on Albert Street in the capital city, not far from where…