Gallant predicts Armageddon because his ‘Family Guy’ wall calendar doesn’t go past 2017
New Brunswick — Not unlike the 2012 phenomena that predicted the world would end due to an unfinished Mayan calendar,…
Brian Gallant proposes tax on ‘Star Wars’ spoilers
Fredericton — Despite its being in theaters for nearly a week now, Premier Brian Gallant has not yet had the…
Disney to purchase most of New Brunswick
Los Angeles — In what some are calling a shallow tax scam à la Burger King, it was announced that…
Government of New Brunswick cuts funding to Santa Claus
Fredericton — On behalf of the Government of New Brunswick, Premier Brian Gallant called a press conference to announce that…
Justin Trudeau nominates Brian Gallant for lapdog position
New Brunswick — Coming shortly after the news that Trudeau has nominated University of Moncton president Raymond Théberge to be…
The Manatee sits down for an in-depth interview with Brian Gallant
Fredericton — The Manatee launches its new series A Serious Talk with Paul by interviewing none other than New Brunswick’s…