Mother blames 6-year-old bedwetter for flooding in Saint John
Saint John — Long-suffering single mother Aubrey Wray was able to successfully convince her 6-year-old son Michael that last Friday’s…
Super-villain lost amid hot-air balloons during Sussex festival
Sussex — The Sussex Police Force has confirmed that infamous super villain Dr. Terrible is still on the loose after…
New Brunswick legalizes gay fracking
Fredericton — The Picture Province has been issuing marriage licences for same-sex couples since 2005. Hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, is…
NB Power to punish trespassers by drowning them
Fredericton — NB Power has had enough of goddamned trespassers. At a press conference today, NB Power spokesperson Pierre Leblanc…
New Brunswick Blue Jays fans insist they’re not bandwagon-jumpers
New Brunswick — All over the province, baseball fans are partying like it’s 1993 and coming out in droves to…
New Brunswick ‘rudist beach’ popular with Americans
Lepreau — A local entrepreneur has taken typical New Brunswick hospitality in a different direction. Albert Seeley has founded what…