‘That b*tch Carole the Basking shark killed her husband, fed him to the tiger sharks’: Joe Exoskeleton
Somewhere off the coast of New Brunswick — In the midst of the global pandemic, Hugh Manatee, our resident sub-marine…
Flocks of people breaking social distancing protocols urged to ‘flock off and stay home’
New Brunswick — With well over a million global cases and nearly 65,000 deaths, the COVID-19 pandemic shows no signs…
Report: This all some Old Testament-level wrath of God
Fredericton — The waters have yet to turn to blood, and so far, no frogs have rained from the sky,…
Sports-starved hockey fans now nation’s leading experts in COVID-19 stats
New Brunswick — The Washington Capitals’ Alexander Ovechkin has 706 career goals, including 48 in 68 games during the 2019-20…
Study shows arts grads have highest employment rate in their field: government artists drawing E.I.
Fredericton — A controversial new study has ruffled the feathers of engineering and business grads everywhere, as results have proved…
Plant-based cattle being slaughtered more due to rise in plant-based menus
Fredericton — The latest food trend is sweeping the nation, and while not everyone has yet subscribed to it, that…