The Manatee celebrates one year of satirical news in NB
Today marks ONE YEAR since The Manatee’s first published story! We would like to thank our loyal readers for continuing…
NB asks residents to help fool new students into staying
New Brunswick — As the 2015-16 academic year begins, the provincial government is once again asking all of New Brunswick’s…
City of Fredericton reports only 10 accidents on roundabout opening day
Fredericton — In a pleasantly surprising press release, the City of Fredericton reported only 10 motor vehicle accidents on the…
St. Andrews touch tank to shut down due to unwanted animal touching
St. Andrews — What was once New Brunswick’s most fun-filled educational aquarium is now the scene of an alleged crime.…
NB Power to punish trespassers by drowning them
Fredericton — NB Power has had enough of goddamned trespassers. At a press conference today, NB Power spokesperson Pierre Leblanc…
Base Gagetown’s movie selection explains a lot
Gagetown — Frederictonians collectively gave an “aaaaah” of understanding when a photo surfaced revealing Base Gagetown’s movie options of Minions,…