Bay of Fundy Mer Folk legalize weed, mushrooms, pills
Blacks Harbour — In an early morning press conference in Blacks Harbour, the Bay of Fundy Mer Folk unveiled a…
New developments on Saint John waterfront magically disappear as soon as built
Saint John — Billionaire land developer Connor Woodside gave an impassioned speech this morning to a very confused audience of…
Twister hurls contents of Coles Books into Apple Store; result sweeps major architectural awards
Halifax — It has been two weeks today since a tornado touched down at approximately 2:24 a.m. in the middle…
Woodstock call centre employee applies for administrative job in downtown Tokyo
Woodstock — “There, I sent it,” stated Devon Benoit after clicking SUBMIT on an online job application. His tone was…
Stay-at-home burnout still can’t find job because of ‘those damn frenchies’
Alma — Sitting in his prized bong-water-stained beanbag chair, local underachiever Ross Smith revealed to The Manatee that he was…
Handsome San Franciscans visit Miramichi just to gloat
Miramichi — A prototype self-driven Tesla van full of record producers and computer programmers arrived in Northern New Brunswick’s largest…