Riverview — A local man is all charged up about new monthly letters from NB Power regarding his electricity consumption. He says that he has bec...
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people why it’s like that now b...
Airlines begin compensating passengers who are willing to exit mid-flight
Stratford — Last Sunday, United Express made headlines when police dragged a passenger kicking and screaming from a fully booked flight. A Strat...
‘Chronicle Herald’ pretty confident it can run 28 more papers into the ground
Halifax — It was announced today that The Chronicle Herald, the country’s oldest independently owned newspaper, is purchasing every Atlant...
Saint John Loch Lomond area declared ‘no-man’s land’ during construction
Saint John — The City of Saint John has announced the area surrounding the Loch Lomond Road has pre-emptively been declared a “no-man’s land” as...
Office worker has been ‘swamped’ for past 10 years, report colleagues
Fredericton — According to her colleagues, local office drone Jenny LeBrun has been too swamped to so much as reply to an email for at least a d...