PEI students to wear crop tops all winter to protest weather
Hampshire — Students at Bluefield High School in Hampshire, P.E.I. say they’re fed up with their province’s harsh climate and…
Local boyfriends gear up to go apple-picking, pumpkin-carving, other fall shit
New Glasgow — Autumn is officially upon us, and that means one thing for boyfriends all across the Maritimes: they’ll…
Annual N.B. moose purge begins
Fredericton — Blessed be the New Brunswick Founding Fathers, the annual 120-hour Moose Purge began yesterday at dawn. Thousands of…
CBC weatherman Peter Coade enters 7th week of balls-out bender following Guinness World Records win
Atlantic Canada — After officially gaining the title of world’s longest-serving weatherman, meteorologist Peter Coade has reportedly been spotted at…
Glyphosate protesters’ message negated by presence of bongo drums
New Brunswick — Anti-glyphosate activists have set up camp near Kedgwick River with the aim of preventing the clearcut area…
Parks Canada says Gros Morne hikers should stick to selfies, forgo inukshuks to express self-importance
Gros Morne National Park — Parks Canada is requesting that visitors to Newfoundland and Labrador’s Gros Morne National Park stop…