Biggest asshole you know instructs Facebook friends to ‘be kind’
Halifax — That condescending twat you know from university is going around telling people to be kind, according to multiple…
NB storms prove even God was rooting for Gallant
New Brunswick — With another treacherous winter storm ripping through the Picture Province this week, it’s becoming abundantly clear that…
Languages commissioner says there are lots of gov’t jobs for anglophones, he just can’t think of any right now
Fredericton — The interim provincial languages commissioner is surprised by the amount of resentment toward bilingualism, when in his mind…
Province of New Brunswick opts to ‘pray for rain’ instead of mobilizing plows for winter season
Fredericton — In a drastic move to cut costs and reduce the provincial deficit during their first week in office,…
Trump warns ‘Canada goose caravans’ heading toward U.S. border
New Brunswick — In a startling and puzzling escalation of xenophobic rhetoric, President Donald Trump today vowed to take swift…
Ambulance NB hires 200 paramedics who speak only Portuguese
Moncton — To the astonishment of many, the Higgs provincial government has solved New Brunswick’s paramedic crisis after only a…