World’s most boring couple worried about contact tracing
Ripples, N.B. — John Smith, who is, without question, the world’s most boring man, has been losing sleep at night…
Higgs crowned Emperor of New Kingdom of Brunswick
New Brunswick — The Province of New Brunswick has officially ceded from the Dominion of Canada to form the New…
Cherry Brook Zoo announces permanent closure, sets animals loose in Saint John
Saint John — The Cherry Brook Zoo, a longtime fixture of the Port City, has announced that they will be…
Higgs suggests injecting Irving oil to help treat the economy
Fredericton — As part of the province’s COVID-19 “recovery plan,” announced today, Premier Blaine Higgs announced a bold new initiative…
QuadNB closes ATV trails, Higgs realizes dream of gentrifying province
New Brunswick — After a call with Blaine Higgs late last week, QuadNB agreed to shut down all of the…
Mayor from ‘Jaws’ thinks New Brunswick should reopen beaches
New Brunswick — Following Florida’s controversial decision to reopen their beaches despite the number of confirmed COVID-19 cases continuing to…