‘Finding my Mount Rushmore’ revealed as reason for Trump’s ‘51st state’ talk
Ottawa — Shockwaves are spreading across Canada as the true motivation behind Donald Trump’s meticulous attempted economic takeover was revealed…
‘Fuck Trudeau’ accessory businesses to close indefinitely
New Brunswick — With Justin Trudeau’s resignation as Liberal leader and prime minister on Monday, most Trudeau-hating merchandise businesses are…
In honour of 1,000-year anniversary of Viking arrival in ‘Vinland,’ Newfoundland to be renamed ‘New Vinland’
L’Ance aux Meadows — With the recent archeological revelation that Vikings landed in Newfoundland much earlier than history had indicated,…
The prime minister was next door the other day, in case you didn’t notice
New Brunswick—It is generally acknowledged that the Canadian prime minister occupies a significantly smaller role in the public discourse than…
N.B. women fully support Dr. Tam’s recommendation to wear mask during sex
New Brunswick — Yesterday, Canada’s top health official, Dr. Tam, said that Canadians should consider wearing a mask during sexual…
The Manatee presents: the CBC Comments Section Drinking Game
Canada — Just in time for the holidays, The Manatee brings you a fun-filled game that’ll bring the whole family…