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Moncton man’s body preparing itself against onslaught of eggnog consumption

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December 15, 2015

Moncton — With the holiday season fast upon us, Moncton resident Gordon Wayworth’s body has begun its annual preparations to defend itself...

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Trish Hopkins said:

I am sure St. Andrews would be more comfortable for them. Every street is named after one of his relatives in the core of the town.

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Hi Manatee guys I~ was copied this over from Canda to England - and after getting to the end realise you do satire exceptionally we for 'non English.'...

Charlene said:

Theybcan live wherever they choose as long as New Brunswickers don't have to foot the bill. This will cost us millions that we don't have when we are ...

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Guys you're reading Manatee we site, have you not realized by now this is a satire web site just making people not happy as you see in the comments!

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