Stay-at-home burnout still can’t find job because of ‘those damn frenchies’
Alma — Sitting in his prized bong-water-stained beanbag chair, local underachiever Ross Smith revealed to The Manatee that he was…
Mount Allison accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ for serving Acadian poutine in cafeteria
Sackville — Still reeling from accusations of “blatant misogyny” following its decision to axe the gender studies program, Mount Allison…
Unilingual police service dogs given pink slips
New Brunswick — As a result of a recent wide-reaching investigation by the official languages commissioner, the majority of police…
School bus controversy sparks Liberal hitchhiking initiative
New Brunswick — In an attempt to douse the flames on the anglophone/francophone busing controversy, Education Minister Serge Rousselle has…
NB francophobes announce plans to keep spraypainting signs under cover of darkness
Fredericton — A large portion of New Brunswick’s population is characterized by francophobia, which is a distaste for all things…
Gallant government announces end of the bilingual workforce
Fredericton — Despite the heated arguments raging over the English/French divide in the province, the Gallant government is pushing forward…