Wind to politicians: ‘Fuck your signs’
The Maritimes — After an autumn weather bomb detonated in Atlantic Canada on Thursday, there was one very visible victim…
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be…
NB Power to begin brainstorming ways to keep power on, not off
New Brunswick — The provincial power commission has announced a groundbreaking new plan: to start thinking of ways to keep…
Man asks ‘Cold enough for ya?’, gets punched in face
Saint John — While the temperatures are cold, the tempers were flaring today at the Saint John City Market. Sixty-three-year-old…