Office worker has been ‘swamped’ for past 10 years, report colleagues
Fredericton — According to her colleagues, local office drone Jenny LeBrun has been too swamped to so much as reply…
Crybaby upset by obvious joke
Halifax — (Warning: some language in this story may be considered offensive to crybabies.) A Halifax bureaucrat is facing harsh…
Struggling New Brunswick looks to marijuana for economic salvation, relief from burden of exsistence
New Brunswick — “Something’s gotta give,” said an empathetic-sounding Brian Gallant regarding his desire for New Brunswick to become the…
Local drunk angered he wasn’t chosen as Moosehead Brewery Ambassador
Saint John — Local lush Jeremy Kilbride, 41, was enraged to find out he was not selected for the coveted…
NB to hire 250 new teachers, fire 350 old ones
New Brunswick — Late last week details emerged on the province’s labour agreement with the New Brunswick Teachers’ Association after…
CBC miniseries proves Upper Canada truly does just hate us
Nova Scotia — CBC’s new documentary miniseries Canada: The Story of Us has offended many Atlantic Canadians: Nova Scotians and…