World’s most boring couple worried about contact tracing
Ripples, N.B. — John Smith, who is, without question, the world’s most boring man, has been losing sleep at night…
WestJet passenger tests positive for contact with Moncton
Moncton — Air travel within Canada continues to be limited to essential needs only, while airports put forward their best…
Higgs crowned Emperor of New Kingdom of Brunswick
New Brunswick — The Province of New Brunswick has officially ceded from the Dominion of Canada to form the New…
Disgusted wives insist husbands’ barbers should be deemed ‘essential service’
Fredericton — While the COVID-19 pandemic continues to keep most businesses around the country closed, the provinces that seem to…
Cherry Brook Zoo announces permanent closure, sets animals loose in Saint John
Saint John — The Cherry Brook Zoo, a longtime fixture of the Port City, has announced that they will be…
The Manatee releases hit single ‘Work From Home’
New Brunswick — Our new music production label Manatee Records collaborated with various New Brunswick remote workers to produce a…