Elementary school students clearly incapable of drinking liquids without plastic straws
Fredericton — Shortly after the 4th-grade students at Gibson-Neill Memorial Elementary School announced that they would be banning plastic straws…
Co-workers pretend they didn’t spend entire long weekend masturbating and rewatching ‘The Office’
Saint John — Wage earners from across the province returned to work today after the extended Victoria Day weekend, with…
Moncton mandates shoppers can only buy what they are able to carry in two hands
Moncton — After widespread support of their plastic bag ban presented on Monday, city councillors revealed today that they will…
Saint John celebrates its ‘impeccable dryness’
Saint John — As Fredericton continues to see rising flood levels, Saint John, New Brunswick’s self-proclaimed “second capital,” has begun…
Gallant apologizes for flooding his wading pool, city
Fredericton — Premier Brian Gallant called a public announcement in Officers’ Square this morning to address the flooding in the…
Saint John considers possible teenager hunt in Millidgeville
Saint John — In the same common council meeting on Monday night in which the possibility of hunting deer in…