Former governor generals cursed to a lifetime of public speaking events
Ottawa — Former governor general David Johnston appeared lifeless at the grand opening of a new daycare today. “I’m dead…
Black Flag accidentally raised sideways in Chipman
Chipman — The mayor of Chipman is apologizing to the band Black Flag for misrepresenting their logo after raising their…
Quispamsis, Rothesay, Grand Bay-Westfield amalgamate to form ‘Not-John’
Quispamsis — Canada’s first incorporated city will soon be neighbours to Canada’s newest city. Beginning July 1, the towns of…
Gallant expands tuition bursaries to all three families who exist in New Brunswick
Fredericton — After criticism of the Tuition Access Bursary program, the Gallant government is offering new tuition bursaries that now…
West Hants grants women right to vote
Windsor Forks, N.S. — After a recent plebiscite on the prohibition of alcohol, district officials in West Hants discovered women…