Moncton man takes long overdue one-night vacation to Fredericton
New Brunswick — Finally relaxing for the first time in years, Moncton man Ryan Baker took advantage of one of…
‘A Day Without a Woman’ to have no impact whatsoever on sad, single Moncton man
Moncton — Following the announcement of a planned demonstration where women around the world will cease all activities to expose…
Last shred of human dignity spent on ‘Kitty Glitter’ VLT
Moncton — Following a recent divorce — from both a marriage and any sense of self-worth — Moncton man Lyle…
CBC weatherman Peter Coade enters 7th week of balls-out bender following Guinness World Records win
Atlantic Canada — After officially gaining the title of world’s longest-serving weatherman, meteorologist Peter Coade has reportedly been spotted at…
Seafaring hooligans vandalizing local marine life
Fundy — Following a slew of vandalism perpetrated on various marine life along the Bay of Fundy, the Department of…
Rebellious middle-aged suburban man blasts neighbours with classic rock hits
Riverview — Residents in a west Riverview neighbourhood were aghast Saturday afternoon when insurance broker and known troublemaker Thomas Lansky…