Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach…
Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently,…
Sweet-smelling fog wafting from Ganong Bros. allegedly detracts from Black Friday sales in Calais
St. Stephen — Canada’s oldest chocolate-maker has been accused of releasing high quantities of “pollutants” from its factory in St.…
Listicle: 10 simple ways to have a very PC holiday season
Atlantic Canada — Here on Canada’s East Coast, there is literally nothing more important than ensuring your friends and family…
Social justice warrior bullies dissenters in the name of tolerance, inclusion
Halifax — Self-professed social justice warrior Tara Harvey, 24, regularly spends her days trying to destroy the lives of unknown…
Energy East pipeline route will pass through every single NB covered bridge
Hartland — The newly announced route of the Energy East pipeline might be a bridge too far for some New…