Lawyer for ‘murder hornets’ seeks to change clients’ names to ‘manslaughter hornets’
Vancouver Island — An invasive species of Asian giant hornet has been making the headlines this week as the latest…
Old Man Winter deemed an essential worker, Maritimers outraged
Nova Scotia — During his daily briefing on Monday, Prime Minister Trudeau announced that the services of “Old Man Winter”…
QuadNB closes ATV trails, Higgs realizes dream of gentrifying province
New Brunswick — After a call with Blaine Higgs late last week, QuadNB agreed to shut down all of the…
Mayor from ‘Jaws’ thinks New Brunswick should reopen beaches
New Brunswick — Following Florida’s controversial decision to reopen their beaches despite the number of confirmed COVID-19 cases continuing to…
‘That b*tch Carole the Basking shark killed her husband, fed him to the tiger sharks’: Joe Exoskeleton
Somewhere off the coast of New Brunswick — In the midst of the global pandemic, Hugh Manatee, our resident sub-marine…
Flocks of people breaking social distancing protocols urged to ‘flock off and stay home’
New Brunswick — With well over a million global cases and nearly 65,000 deaths, the COVID-19 pandemic shows no signs…