Flocks of people breaking social distancing protocols urged to ‘flock off and stay home’
New Brunswick — With well over a million global cases and nearly 65,000 deaths, the COVID-19 pandemic shows no signs…
Laid-off dads have kids pick up dog-poop bags to teach math, gym
Fredericton — Late last week, Education Minister Dominic Cardy announced that it is highly unlikely that children will be returning…
Saint John woman goes to the beach; shames others for going to the beach
New Brunswick — A Saint John woman is upset more isn’t being done to stop the spread of COVID-19 after…
Earth won’t shut up about latest MLM cleanse
Earth — Several of our solar system’s planets are getting fed up with listening to Earth go on and on…
In bid for cash, Saint John offers Partridge Island as quarantine zone
Saint John — The Port City is offering up Partridge Island to the world as a quarantine zone, where the…
Report: This all some Old Testament-level wrath of God
Fredericton — The waters have yet to turn to blood, and so far, no frogs have rained from the sky,…