NB Power to import luxury pole wood from Peru
Fredericton — “It’s worth every penny,” boasted NB Power spokesperson Mike Bourque. Bourque was referring to Tuesday afternoon’s announcement that…
Facebook friends only subconsciously want to murder man touting Runkeeper stats
Fredericton — Friends of local runner Mike Mitchell say their confidence and well-being gets a daily shot in the arm…
New Brunswick blinker fluid shortage to blame for erratic driving
Fredericton — A shortage of blinker fluid in New Brunswick has caused RCMP to issue a rare province-wide driving advisory.…
New Brunswick mandating more cars that look like police cars
New Brunswick — In an act that should be described as nothing less than pure genius, Premier Brian Gallant has…
100% of Fredericton traffic accidents caused by politeness: report
Fredericton — Screeching tires followed by a deafening metal clang resounded from somewhere in uptown Fredericton this morning. No news…
New Brunswick prostitutes apply for SEED funding
Saint John — The world’s oldest profession is now looking to become subsidized. A small group of local prostitutes are…