Beacons at Jim Gilbert’s Wheels and Deals land Boeing 737, dealership sells plane
Fredericton — “Canada’s Huggable Car Dealer” has proven he can sell any vehicle — even an aircraft. Jim Gilbert’s Wheels…
Man at bank machine apparently refinancing goddamn mortgage
Saint John — According to several eyewitnesses at a Scotiabank ATM on King Street, an unidentified piece of human garbage…
Acadie-Bathurst Titan to relocate to Sable Island
Bathurst — After years of struggling with record-low attendance, ownership troubles and a lack of success on the ice, the…
‘The Manatee’ resolves to receive single solitary Facebook ‘like’ from Premier Gallant in 2016
New Brunswick — While The Manatee has existed for nearly a year and a half, the satirical publication has yet…
Boudreau claims Dr. Cleary is lactose-intolerant, refused to stop eating cheese
Fredericton — The provincial government is letting the air out of the rumours surrounding the grounds for the dismissal of…
Poley Mountain opens 70% bigger ski lodge, leaving 0.3% reason to actually ski
Sussex — Poley Mountain ski hill opened on Monday with a brand-new lodge 70 percent bigger than the one that…