‘That b*tch Carole the Basking shark killed her husband, fed him to the tiger sharks’: Joe Exoskeleton
Somewhere off the coast of New Brunswick — In the midst of the global pandemic, Hugh Manatee, our resident sub-marine…
N.B.’er hopes no ones dies in pandemic — except for maybe one guy in particular
Oromocto — As uncertainty and fear over possible deaths from COVID-19 cover the province like spring snow, a New Brunswicker…
Campbellton cannibals resolve to fast in observance of Good Friday
Campbellton — As COVID-19 continues to ravage the globe, the cracks in our civilized society are beginning to show, and…
New ‘Tannery Takedown©’ video game targets young men missing ‘vibrant’ Fredericton nightlife
Fredericton — Two computer science students from UNB have developed a video game designed to help young men stuck at…
New Brunswick parents miss blaming teachers for all kids’ problems
New Brunswick — Why is my child misbehaving? Why is my kid so dumb? Why is little Johnny being a…
Flocks of people breaking social distancing protocols urged to ‘flock off and stay home’
New Brunswick — With well over a million global cases and nearly 65,000 deaths, the COVID-19 pandemic shows no signs…