Fitch: ‘Naughty place’ surgery may go to private clinics
Fredericton — Last Wednesday, the New Brunswick government announced a new pilot program to partner with private surgical clinics to…
Rare turn signal use spotted by N.B. law enforcement
New Brunswick — Officer Alotta Carson-DiRoades was stunned to see a car with New Brunswick plates changing lanes on Highway…
French immersion to be replaced with french fries
New Brunswick — Ever since Dominic Cardy unceremoniously disclosed Blaine Higgs’s covert plan to replace French immersion, academics and parents…
No actual construction happening in New Brunswick construction zones, province admits
New Brunswick — The provincial minister of infrastructure, Holinda Rhodes, has been forced to admit that no actual construction happens…
Gen-Z hitchhikers no longer using ‘thumbs-up’ to get a ride
New Maryland — Who knew Fonzie‘s favourite salute could be so passive-aggressive? When Gen-Z twins Aiden and Addison Poose decided…
Moncton meth-head elected to City Council
Moncton — Local vagrant and methamphetamine-addict Rocket Mouse has won a recent Moncton by-election, becoming the newest councillor-at-large following a…