Former governor generals cursed to a lifetime of public speaking events
Ottawa — Former governor general David Johnston appeared lifeless at the grand opening of a new daycare today. “I’m dead…
BP reassures public it is committed to being top climate change contributor, despite offshore drilling setbacks
Sydney — This week, BP announced that it will permanently close one of its drilling wells off the Nova Scotian…
Gallant draws E.I. after resigning as Liberal party leader
Shediac — Sources have confirmed that Brian Gallant has successfully applied for employment insurance benefits following his resignation as leader…
The origin of Timmy from Temperance Vale
Nackawic — Many have asked how we at The Manatee met the legend that is Timmy from Temperance Vale. By…
Higgs says he will run province like the Irvings ran their business: from Bermuda
Bermuda — Years before becoming the leader of the Progressive Conservatives, recently appointed Premier Blaine Higgs served 33 years as…
Women admit they secretly love it when random men approach them at the gym
Fredericton — After years of denying it, women who work out are finally admitting that they actually really enjoy it…