God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear…
SPECIAL REPORT: 10 tips for spotting satire
Atlantic Canada — According to the Oxford Canadian Dictionary, “satire” is defined as: “the use of ridicule, etc., to expose…
Donald Arseneault ejected from cabinet after giving Gallant birthday spanking
Fredericton — Post-Secondary Education Minister Donald Arseneault was the one who got schooled yesterday. The lesson? Don’t spank the premier,…
New Brunswickers still in shock after Starbucks quits making Unicorn Frapp
Fredericton — Coffee addicts are still reeling from the news that the Unicorn Frappuccino that mega-chain Starbucks promised would be…
Fredericton southsiders enjoy foggy morning that masks ‘disgusting’ north side
Fredericton — From Forest Hill to Hanwell, residents of Fredericton’s south side were thrilled to wake up this morning to…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…