Rescue workers seek drunk, passed-out Pollett River Run participant washed out to sea
Moncton — New Brunswick Ground Search and Rescue are currently scouring the Bay of Fundy in hopes of finding a…
Fredericton city council considers Nackawic amalgamation
Fredericton — Fredericton city councillors will debate whether to amalgamate the nearby town of Nackawic during their next regular meeting…
Superstores to add maternity aisles, train all staff in child-delivery
Halifax — On Friday a woman gave birth in a bathroom stall in a Halifax Superstore, where an assistant manager…
God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear…
SPECIAL REPORT: 10 tips for spotting satire
Atlantic Canada — According to the Oxford Canadian Dictionary, “satire” is defined as: “the use of ridicule, etc., to expose…
Donald Arseneault ejected from cabinet after giving Gallant birthday spanking
Fredericton — Post-Secondary Education Minister Donald Arseneault was the one who got schooled yesterday. The lesson? Don’t spank the premier,…