NS teachers plan work-to-rule to avoid producing Christmas concerts
Nova Scotia — Nova Scotians may not be getting the opportunity to see their young children act out a few…
Irving boss tweets bizarre shit amid Pulp and Paper dumping scandal
Saint John — James K. Irving’s Twitter is, like, totally blowing up. The 88-year-old businessman and notable trust fund baby…
PEI crime rate hits all-time low using Nickelback as punishment
Kensington — After the wildly successful pilot project of forcing drunk drivers to listen to Nickelback if caught, the Kensington…
‘Such a shame about Real Food Connections,’ lament NBers on way to Costco for groceries
Saint John — It was announced this week that the province’s best source for fresh local foods, Real Food Connections,…
Report: driver of stupid shit-car is really cool
Moncton — A report by the National Research Council of Canada has found that the driver of that really shitty-looking…
Canadian Tire officially rebrands as ‘Crappy Tire’ to capitalize on Maritimers’ name recognition
Moncton — Canadian Tire stores in the Maritime provinces are nearly as ubiquitous as Tim Hortons. Despite this, sales have…