Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently,…
Fredericton man trying to renew driver’s licence accidentally attends Symphony New Brunswick concert
Fredericton — A capital city resident made a major blunder this afternoon when he tried to renew his driver’s licence…
Sweet-smelling fog wafting from Ganong Bros. allegedly detracts from Black Friday sales in Calais
St. Stephen — Canada’s oldest chocolate-maker has been accused of releasing high quantities of “pollutants” from its factory in St.…
Saint John councillor admits he tore down Tower 7, attempted heart surgery with excavator
Saint John — Saint John City Councillor Blake Armstrong has admitted to accidentally tearing down Tower 7 of the World…
Premier Stephen McNeil locks out everyone in Nova Scotia
Halifax — “Nobody fucking do anything,” Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil said to a press scrum at Government House on…
Inspiring: local man suddenly becomes humanitarian for Canada’s homeless when he hears the word ‘refugee’
Moncton — Like many superheroes called to action when they hear a cry for help, Brock Chiasson, 33, simply cannot…