Trump: Send Pokémon back to Canada
Cleveland — In a statement met with uproarious approval from Republican delegates, Donald Trump has proposed rounding up and deporting…
18 years after legendary New Maryland show, illegitimate children of Fugazi form support group
New Maryland — On July 24, 1998, one of the most legendary evenings in New Brunswick punk rock history took…
Stay-at-home burnout still can’t find job because of ‘those damn frenchies’
Alma — Sitting in his prized bong-water-stained beanbag chair, local underachiever Ross Smith revealed to The Manatee that he was…
Provincial government subsidizes inland lobster fishery
Sussex — There was good news this week for New Brunswick’s fledgling inland lobster fishery as Premier Brian Gallant gorgeously…
Confederation Bridge keeps PEI from floating away
Cape Jourimain — The latest release of classified documents from secret-leaking site Wikileaks has revealed shocking information about Canada’s smallest…
Handsome San Franciscans visit Miramichi just to gloat
Miramichi — A prototype self-driven Tesla van full of record producers and computer programmers arrived in Northern New Brunswick’s largest…