Atlantic Canada — Shoppers Drug Mart recently announced that they will be selling cannabis products online, but the company is now stipulating t...
BREAKING: Maud Lewis found alive and well in back of Value Village
New Minas — A startling and implausible discovery was made last weekend at the County Fair Mall Value Village. Maud Lewis, the seminal Nova Scot...
Weird guy on social media not even mad
Halifax — Complete and utter crackpot Andy Ford typically spends time on social media throughout his day, but he doesn’t seem to be angry ...
Early snow confuses men, causes them to shop for Christmas before Dec. 23
Fredericton — The earlier winter weather has thrown off hundreds of men across the Maritimes, who have reportedly purchased all their Christmas ...
BP reassures public it is committed to being top climate change contributor, despite offshore drilling setbacks
Sydney — This week, BP announced that it will permanently close one of its drilling wells off the Nova Scotian coast, but wants to reassure Cana...
Canada Post begs citizens to buy their crappy Chinese-made goods at the mall instead of online
Atlantic Canada — After the Canadian Union of Postal Workers rejected Canada Post’s latest offer in ongoing labour negotiations, Canada Po...