God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear…
Guy’s team loses, so of course he’s a jerk today
Atlantic Canada — With both the Montreal Canadiens and the Toronto Maple Leafs being eliminated from the NHL Stanley Cup…
Amid NHL ban from 2018 Olympics, local beer league hockey players hopeful for a roster spot
Fredericton — NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announced recently that the National Hockey League will not allow their players to participate…
Amateur athlete makes obvious comparison between slavery and playing hockey
New Brunswick — “It’s like slave labour!” cried Khris Gallows, a spokesperson for the Canadian Hockey League, according to a…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…