‘Women make up 95% of our staff,’ brags strip club owner on International Women’s Day
Moncton — The owner of a local strip joint wants to celebrate this International Women’s Day by pointing out that…
Dr. Seuss book disparaging New Brunswickers to be pulled from shelves
New Brunswick — Yesterday, in celebration of beloved children author Dr. Seuss’s birthday, his estate announced that they would be…
Province to throw pizza party for zone with fewest active cases by lockdown anniversary
New Brunswick — To celebrate the anniversary of the first COVID-19 lockdown in New Brunswick, the province is dangling the…
New Brunswick man frozen in ice since 1855 thinks 5 cent wage hike quite generous
New Brunswick — Although Jean-Francois Burbridge was only excavated from the Northern New Brunswick permafrost a few hours ago, the…
‘I thought we were all in this together,’ says dipshit who has done nothing to stop COVID spread
Saint John — Justin Austin, a Saint John resident, is at a loss for words after he was outed for…
Local super-spreader goes public about public shaming for shameful behaviour
Saint John — New Brunswick native and COVID super-spreader Cortland Cronk has had enough of the malicious teasing about his…