Relationship rocky after wife checks in on Facebook as ‘getting stuft’

Relationship rocky after wife checks in on Facebook as ‘getting stuft’

Fredericton — Hillary Grant, an avid Facebook user, has recently discovered that sharing every single move you make on social media can have unintended consequences.

“It was a regular Wednesday afternoon, I thought I’d give myself a midweek treat and try a new restaurant. I walked into Stuft Burger Bar, and put what I thought was a rather clever status update letting all my 14,567 closest friends and family know what I was up to.”

The status in question was: “Hillary is ‘getting stuft’ — at Fredericton City Motel.”

The Manatee caught up with Hillary’s partner Gerald to get a sense of what occurred that fateful hump day.

“So I’m sitting at work, and I get a notification that Hillary has updated her status. I mean, I track her with my iPhone anyway, but I still like to get her perspective on things. Then I see it: a full-on confession of how she spends her afternoons. Wild — I mean with the quotations and all! I flew into a rage.”

Hillary claims the mishap was totally worth it, as that delicious lunch was in fact the best stuffing she has ever had in her entire life.

“And to be honest, I’m not super surprised that Gerald managed to misinterpret my status,” she said with a sigh. “He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. I recently had to explain to him that the #metoo movement doesn’t in fact translate literally into ‘pound me too.'”

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