Atlantic Canadians urged to avoid ‘inhaled yes’ during pandemic
Halifax — Scientists have been warning us for some time that coughing and sneezing can easily spread COVID-19 and new…
‘That b*tch Carole the Basking shark killed her husband, fed him to the tiger sharks’: Joe Exoskeleton
Somewhere off the coast of New Brunswick — In the midst of the global pandemic, Hugh Manatee, our resident sub-marine…
Most New Brunswick businesses turn to selling edibles
Fredericton — It seems like every day another company closes in New Brunswick, and it’s not for lack of motivation…
Maritimers just glad weather means they can’t hit the gym
New Brunswick — Freezing rain and sleet are slamming the Atlantic provinces today, making travel impossible and closing businesses —…
DFO to use satellites to monitor illegal fishing, also probably watch HBO
Atlantic Canada — Fisheries and Oceans Canada (DFO) is going high-tech in order to help with their increasingly difficult task…
Superstore introduces ‘Singles Night’
Fredericton — Atlantic Canadian Superstores have noticed a distinct lull in shopping during weekend evenings, and are coming up with…